Random
Source Code
Random
When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"
2👍 2👎
going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.
So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!
3👍 2👎
What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.
Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair
2👍 2👎
A heroin addicted loser.
A Slang term for heroin is down.
Usually lives at shelters, in tents or at the city centre bus stop.
Hobbies of a DOWN CLOWN are:
picK-pocketing; thieving from family; pawning childrens toys/games/clothes; nodding off anywhere and everywhere; drooling; not showering; boosting meat from Safeway; aggressively demanding spare change from young families and business people.
Kid asks, "mom, what's wrong with that dirty man at the bus stop? He yelled at that lady for money then fell over and peed himself!" Mom's reply, "oh honey, that's just a DOWN CLOWN. that's why it's important to stay in school dear!"
2👍 2👎
Throwing Paint on a girls vagina and lighting it on fire with a match.
Burn the clown is a crazy act.
2👍 2👎
When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.
Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.
3👍 4👎