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A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.
Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?
Your female cousin whom you are so close with that your relationship reminds you of a loving pair of sisters.
That’s not just my cousin. That is my sister-cousin.
A person who flirts with two people that are cousins
He is a cousin hopper
Sesqua-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.
My sesqua-third-cousin is a good person.
Great-grandparent's male second cousin.
My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
Grandparent’s female half-first cousin.
My half-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.
Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!