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A person You met during the Pandemic and interacted with while they wear usually wearing a mask who you found attractive Physically until you started seeing them mask-less.
She has a rocking Body and bedroom eye's but she drops from a 8 to 4 with the mask off she was only Covid Hot
When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.
I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.
The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.
Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.
A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.
“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?
Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!