When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes
Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night
Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.
Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch
Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.
"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"
When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!
When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t
I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d
Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.
I need to shred the covid kilos.