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The relaxing, creative, and cutest game you'll ever play. Your Soul will be at its happiest here. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
Jonny: have you played Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Emma: YES! Im so happy! Wanna join? Jonny: You bet.
Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments
The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions
There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti
Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night
6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.
I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt…
Long-back.
Cardi B does not have a long-back.
Ryley Cross has a Long-back.
The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?
When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.
"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere