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June 6th is when we celebrate Eddsworld
Person 1: “Why are you wearing a shirt that says ‘Not the Face’?”
Person 2: “Cause it’s Eddsworld Day!”
A day for couples named Marco, and Leah!
(Made by the one and only Marco, and Leah)
Person Number One: Today was international Bub Day for Marco, and Leah!
National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes
Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day
A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?
Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.
Steve: .......
25th of May is when Meowdog was created! MEOW!
Today is Meowdog day!! WhoopWhoop!
A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell
I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....