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A date during which a male expects to get a lot of sex.
"Hey, Todd! I here you have a date tonight. What's planned?" Todd responds: "Nothing specific, but I hope it's a belly down date!"
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A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!
I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.
Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
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A site on the internet where you can date a married woman.
A great place to go if you want MILF and have penetratette fever.
That new wife dating site is hot.
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Everyone has to ask out their crush no questions asked
Wanna go out it’s national dating day 😉😏
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Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.
"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"
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A date who, when taken to a restaurant, eats everything in sight and sacks you with a bill so huge you need a loan to pay it off
A really expensive date that empties your wallet and leaves it very angry
"So, how'd your date go?"
"Horrible! That chick was an Angry Wallet Date! I'm in debt now!"
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The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.
"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."
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