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Euphemism for going to the toilet used by cockneys as it rhymes with dump.
Get the beers in, I'll be back in a jiffy. Got a meeting with Donald Trump.
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I saw Donald Trump at KFC once...unfortunately it was in the basement of the white house now...
Donald Trump sneaks around cause he enjoys to much fried chicken...
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The best president the United States has had. Wrongly accused of crime and those who are against him only are because they’re pussies and care more about feelings than facts
“Hey, who was the greatest US president?”
“Easy, Donald Trump!”
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One of the greatest guys you will meet. He is incredibly smart and cares so much about America! He loves our cops and military!!
See that guy building the wall, that must be Donald trump!
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Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.
Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!
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Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.
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Donald trump is your President well whether you like it or not. Has very orange skin but is awesome. He will become president.
Guy 1- who was the best president of all time
Guy 2-joe Biden
Guy 3- so you like when he sniffs kids!!!
Guys 2- actually Donald trump 2024 is a good president
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