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A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
No worries, it's a dry wipe swipe
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A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.
To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
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Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.
Mike: "What did you do last night?"
Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."
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a) (archaic definition) : to be left alone and helpless
b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up
since getting professional psycho-social from a social worker costs a small fortune in Canada and the United States, it is no wonder that a lot of people will be left high and dry, according to both definition a) and b)
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This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.
We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.
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Not being good at beer pong, i.e. the opposite of dropping rain.
Dude, Rob, make a fucking cup already, stop being dry.
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a person who has feelings for you but feels that he'll become embarrassing if he opens up
he's a 10 but he's a dry texter
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