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A short, feisty girl. She's beautiful, but she just doesn't know it. She's smart, she won't show it. She's loved, but she feels lonely. She has great friends, but she won't say so. She feels love-deprived, but everyone loves her. She's afraid, afraid of her past. She falls in love too much. She has a broken heart, but she can't show it. She is the best friend you could ever ask for, but she won't agree.
Emily Bacon is very aggressive, but scared; she's feared, but fears death; she's small, but she acts big. Emily Bacon is a different kind of Emily, not like the other Emily's on Urban Dictionary. She stands up for what she believes in, but that never seems to be enough. She's one of those girls you can't help but fall for. Guys are afraid to ask her out because they think she's scary, but this only hurts Emily Bacon more. If you know an Emily Bacon, be kind, generous, loving, thoughtful. Don't hurt Emily Bacon, she's already been through enough pain.
Jake: Wow. I truly hate Emily Bacon, she's so mean and scary!
Averie: You know, saying bad things about her isn't going to change her. Why can't you just be nice, she's been through enough!
Jake: Ohh... I never thought of it that way. Now I feel bad, you know I have wanted to be with Emily Bacon forever?! I love her so much...
Averie: then go ask her out you big dummy!!
Jake: But I'm still equally scared of her!!
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The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.
1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!
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Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....
That girls such an Emily J...
Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!
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The best couple that is everyone is jealous of. Made up of
Emily who has the most beautiful eyes- once you see them, you're trapped. She is always hiding what she really feels, and puts on a happy face. She can get very crazy sometimes and be the life of the party. Emilys are the cutest, nicest, most interesting, most gorgeous species known. She is exciting, adventurous, and outgoing. She might make some bad decisions, but she learns. Emilys are very rare, so if you catch one- hold on to her!
Ashton The most sexiest, awesome person alive. The best friend you could ever ask for
And The best kind of guy in the world. He's sweet, kind and takes very good care of his loved ones. He's handsome, sexy, and very charming, and is craved by the hottest girls he is An amzing boy, who always knows how to make you feel your best.
They r best friends too he is her 🐧 and she is his 🐔 lol
I wish I could be Ashton's girlfriend
I wish I could be Emily's boyfriend
Look at that couple they aren't as good as Emily and Ashton
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Emily Cleary is a quirky queen!?!??! She has a thing against tik tok?! Really she’s a bussin baddies and love Maddog so muchhhhhhhhhh. So get with the program to think ur cool enough to hang out with em 🤘🏼🤘🏼🙏🏼👏🏼
An Emily Cleary wild is on the lose 😳😱🤯
I saw an emily Cleary yesterday night
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a very unintelligent brand that all wearers pay a billion dollars for in the hopes that wearing it will make them appear oh so witty for wearing a shirt that say "i hate life. or Rules are meant to be broken". What they seem to fail to realize is that if you really were a rebel you wouldn't need to buy a shirt with a girl who never goes out and doesn't have a natural lip color and is a crazed cat woman in order to be one.
Person#1: Oh hello, look at me and my really tight too small Emily the Strange t-shirt that says "emily says:break the rules and make up your own" aren't i the toughest s*** ever?
Person#2: ok toughie, lets go rob a bank!
Person#1: Oh no, i am so sorry but my mom gave me a two o clock in the afternoon curfew. Latazz!
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Going to Emily's house is a term that originated in Southwest Michigan in 2015. It is a code name for smoking weed as a term to tell one's parents to get out of the house.
"Hey mom, we are gonna go to Emily's house for a while. See ya!"
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