february 23

ask out your ex day

february 23rd: will you go out with me? i’m still in love with you...
ex: no.

3👍 2👎

February 25

Super fun, light hearted people are born on February 25. You’ll find them mysteriously entertaining and all around genuinely good people. If you were born February 25 you are a Pisces.

“Hey! When’s your birthday?” “February 25”
“Oh sick dude, you must be awesome!”

2👍 2👎

February 14

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

3👍 3👎

February 14

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

3👍 2👎

February 14

today is a special day for couples to celebrate their love and happiness.

"ofc you should love each other it's February 14!
"happy valentine's day babe!"

"happy valentine's day baby!! i love u"

3👍 2👎

february 6

you were born on this day you are a mother of two little boys

look at that mother. she must be born on february 6

2👍 2👎

February 7

Send your crush a wholesome meme day.

Boy 1: *send wholesome meme*
Boy 2: aww that's cute
Boy 1: it's February 7th.
Boy 2: oH-

3👍 2👎