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The tu quqoue approach of battling racism and should never be used because it will just set back race relations another good 50 years. As if race relations haven't been set back far enough after the BLM coming out of their caves again in May.
Black person: Milk bottle!
White person: bet if I said that to you then you'd go absolutely ballistic at me lmao so you can still pretend to be oppressed.
Black person: we are oppressed once and now it's time to oppress whites.
White person: You can't fight racism with racism you fucking idiot! That's tu qoque and you are just setting back race relations to how it was back in slavery which happened 400 years ago when none of us even existed today. Why are you blaming us white people today for participating in slavery when none of us were alive back then and even better, why are you still moaning about soemthing that never even happened to you? It is time to look to the future and forget about the past. The goal now is to fix race relations instead of setting back the vast progress which has been done in the past several hundred years.
Black person:ummmmmmmm 🤯
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getting something good like money or a woman to be with
my nigga i'm trying to get something to fight with
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meaning its pointless to try and fight against whatever may be happening, be it losing a job, flunking a class, or breaking up with a girlfriend/boyfriend. Something
that is completely inevitable trying to fight against it happening is like taking on city hall, you will lose every time. City hall cant be beaten people, it just cant.
Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*
Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*
Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*
Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*
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A movement that seeks to promote and make the style of gun fighting seen in the old west legal. That is as long as it's a fair fight.
Support the gun fighting movement.
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When you have to do a little "trimming of the hedges", if you know what I mean. A Ferrari Jungle Cut Fight is the discrete way of letting people know you need a clean shave on your privates.
I thought I was spending the night alone, but Steve might come over later, so there's gonna have to be a ferrari jungle cut fight.
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If someone says something that really pisses you off or just in general conversation when you have nothing better to say just use this phrase:
Do you want a fight? Huh? Do ya?
alternatively
Are you looking for a fight? 'Cause you just found one, bitch!
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The "fight club" started by Bronx Science students, presumably for fun, that got stupidly busted. Parents freaked out and acted like the school had a massive gang presence or crime scene, when in reality, it was a bunch of kids who didn't even fight but just pushed each other, threw a couple punches (that didn't even really do much damage), and tackled each other (a bit). It in no way was like the movie, Fight Club, that gave the group its name. Despite the school taking responsibility for the persecution of the club (and later the NYPD), the fights took place on PUBLIC PROPERTY, meaning the school didn't have the full obligation to follow through on the club. It was discovered via posts onto social media of fights, which, as anyone who watched the movie knows, breaks the most important rule of fight club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. Later on, there were requests for such media for evidence, AND IT WAS SENT. This kind of egotistical stupidity due to insecurities about one's own "bravado" epitomizes white, urban, male culture (not necessarily suggesting all the members of the club were white).
Point is, if you're gonna do something like this, at least be real about it.
"Hey, did ya hear about the Bronx Science Fight Club? I heard a kid got arrested, and they weren't even fighting!"
"Yeah man, schools, the government, and parents are way too neurotic, nowadays; the kids were being dumb about it, though, so I'm not really sympathizing."
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