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When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock
Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!
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There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.
Welcome to Destination Fucked
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The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.
Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
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When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.
"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
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A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.
Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer
Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.
A middle aged women who aggressively drives her SUV full of little angels to soccer practice, will always demand to speak to your manager, is involved in the latest MLM, and is the last person you want to run into in the office.
"Hey Bob, I have the perfect essential oil that will fix your diabetes! You won't need those insulin shots anymore! You know they're just a bad for you as those poisonous vaccines."
"Ugh... Fucking Karen... You're not even a doctor!"
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A woman on the roof, drinking beer and hitting herself, trying to be Tony Hawks and just laying there. A kid pulls the finger, and to the right there is some fire, and finally, a Fat Pig!
Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.
well, looks like they're going to Destination: Fucked!
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