Random
Source Code
Random
The fattest duck ever and the jesus duck and the prince of all ducks
Prince duck is pretty fat not gonna lie
4👍 2👎
AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.
George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.
4👍 2👎
A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".
Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.
"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."
4👍 2👎
A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.
Is that a turkey duck
No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.
4👍 2👎
To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.
She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.
4👍 2👎
One who enjoys shafting ducks up teh ass...primarily aimed at an odd individual of emo or strange likeness to animals..
"To shunt a duck, is to shunt duck, but to shunt a cow is totally wrong.."
4👍 2👎
The hidden way of saying the cunt.
Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??
4👍 2👎