Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

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whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

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FRIENDS marathon

A FRIENDS marathon consists to watch the series FRIENDS from the start to the end. Basically, without interruption (except peeing and maybe cooking) a FRIENDS marathon consists in 10 seasons and 236 episodes (equals to 3 days, 15 hours and more than 16 minutes of happiness).

The aim of a FRIENDS marathon is to each quotations and jokes of the series. This is quiet the ultimate challenge for every FRIENDS fan.

Instead of studying for my mid-term exams, I did a FRIENDS marathon.

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crazy friend

Is someone who is just as crazy as you and is always thinking out the box...

Me: who's your crazy friend?
Friend: I don't have a crazy friend

Me: um yes you do its me I am your crazy friend

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best friends

A best friend is some one you can count on NO MATTER WHAT. This is a person you could not life with out even if you TRIED. You can just sit there in complete silence and know exactly what the other is thinking. This person owuld NEVER lie to you or talk behind your back.

BEST FRIENDS mean I pulled the trigger

If we go down,
we go down together
best friends means
-Taking Back Sunday

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Friends With Benefits

When you do everything that a couple does including Sex , kissing , cuddling .. ect. With a close friend, but having no title calling you an actual couple.

Me and Vanessa are Friends with Benefits , We act just like a real couple but we’re just friends.

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ego-friend

a person who pretends to be your friend in order to boost his or her own self-worth or importance

Jay is just an ego-friend. He wants to see if he can add you to his lists of conquests in order to boost his self-importance.

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