lil fucker

A Lana Del Rey addict, who obssess over Lana and consider her as God (~￣³￣)~

E.g:
A: Are u a LIL FUCKER?
B: God damn, yes. I'm waiting for Lana's new album.
A: It'll be released in Feb 31st 2030. Now it's in the chicken cage.

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Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal

Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too

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pan fucker

A person that claims to be pansexual but says they do not, in fact, fuck pans. If you hear a ‘pansexual’ say they do not fuck pans they are 1 of 2 things. 1 is a liar and 2 is a co fused bisexual.

Person 1: You heard that Amanda was a pansexual?
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way

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smart fucker

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.

That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!

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Trash fucker

Any person who will go home with the even the skeeziest people,just to get laid.Usually ending up with a trip to the doctor for some kind of medication.

Matt:Hey Mike did you see the girl the Rob just left with?

Mike:Helz ya,he is such a trash fucker.

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burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

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brother fucker

a person who has sex with a guy and then has sex with his brother on a separate occasion anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week time span

i had sex with mark on tuesday and then i had sex with his brother johnny on thursday. i’m such a brother fucker

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