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The new word for April 1st. This word was changed to reflect Google's superior "fooling" skills.
First guy: "My girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I stopped breathing until she told me it was just a bad Google Day joke."
Second guy: "You totes need to break up with that chick already."
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When it is evident that a female has loose morals from afar.
-Man, can u see that bitch?
-Sure, so obvious from here; she's a Google earth skank!
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A type of software or application that allows a user to track the real-time location of another person or vehicle using Google Maps. The user can set up the software to receive notifications or updates on the location of the tracked person or vehicle, and can also view their location history over a certain period of time. Google Maps Follower is often used for personal safety and security, tracking employee or delivery fleet, or for keeping track of loved ones.
Person 1: "I've been worried about my kids lately, I think I'm gonna get a "Google Maps Follower" for their phones.
Person 2: "That's a great idea! It will give you peace of mind knowing where they are at all times"
Person 1: "Exactly. I'll be able to see where they are and make sure they're safe, and I can even set up notifications so I know when they leave school or get home."
A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.
To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.
Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"
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First coined by a Saskatchewan youth in 2018 to describe the voice of the English version of Google Translate the term was subsequently used and popularised by Stephen Hawking to describe the transgender version of his voice. Since Stephen Hawking's death, however, the term has taken a broader meaning, now referring not specifically to his transgender-voice, but to the voice of English-Google Translate, generally.
Dylan: "Fuck, we gotta read this shitty book in English class by next class and I haven't even read page one!"
John: "Hey, that's fine, just copy and paste the text and get the Lady from Google to read it to you."
Dylan: "That's a great idea!"
(Dylan went on to fail his exam.)
A man who claims he can translate something but when he translates it it either completely gets it wrong or gets the important part.
What ever you do do not ask advice from Mr google translate
A place most people have never heard of, the result of which is that one who needs to travel there will have to search for the location using Google Maps.
Jon: I have to drive to Goldendale this week.
Rachel: I don't even know where the heck that is but it sounds like a Google Maps place.
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