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The act of deliberately ensuring fowl, lewd, and generally obscene search results as the most popular results for any given thing entered into Google. Often used to shamble someone’s name, and generally requires a lot of people to participate in the vomiting for it to be successful.
Jane: I tried to look up information about Rick Santorum on Google and got search results talking about anal sex feces, who the hell is hacking Google?
Tom: Nobody’s hacking Google, they are just vomiting on it.
Jane: What?
Tom: it's called a Google Vomit when poele deliberetly skew search results on Google.
Jane: Oh, OK now I get it.
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When it is evident that a female has loose morals from afar.
-Man, can u see that bitch?
-Sure, so obvious from here; she's a Google earth skank!
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First coined by a Saskatchewan youth in 2018 to describe the voice of the English version of Google Translate the term was subsequently used and popularised by Stephen Hawking to describe the transgender version of his voice. Since Stephen Hawking's death, however, the term has taken a broader meaning, now referring not specifically to his transgender-voice, but to the voice of English-Google Translate, generally.
Dylan: "Fuck, we gotta read this shitty book in English class by next class and I haven't even read page one!"
John: "Hey, that's fine, just copy and paste the text and get the Lady from Google to read it to you."
Dylan: "That's a great idea!"
(Dylan went on to fail his exam.)
A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.
To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.
Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"
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A type of software or application that allows a user to track the real-time location of another person or vehicle using Google Maps. The user can set up the software to receive notifications or updates on the location of the tracked person or vehicle, and can also view their location history over a certain period of time. Google Maps Follower is often used for personal safety and security, tracking employee or delivery fleet, or for keeping track of loved ones.
Person 1: "I've been worried about my kids lately, I think I'm gonna get a "Google Maps Follower" for their phones.
Person 2: "That's a great idea! It will give you peace of mind knowing where they are at all times"
Person 1: "Exactly. I'll be able to see where they are and make sure they're safe, and I can even set up notifications so I know when they leave school or get home."
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A man who claims he can translate something but when he translates it it either completely gets it wrong or gets the important part.
What ever you do do not ask advice from Mr google translate
The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.
Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
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