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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson
While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*
so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons
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When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"
It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.
Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"
Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"
But we're just joking we love each other! <3
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A promise to never leave anybody behind.
"Never gonna give you up"
-Rick Astley
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give your girl best friend or your girlfriend a hoodie day on november 2nd
person: why’d you bring a hoodie today?
person 2: it’s give a girl your hoodie day
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Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.
I don't give two bollocks about what other people think
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Boys y’all know what to do. Give a girl a fucking hug and make her smile.
don’t be shy. National give a girl a hug day
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On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day
“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*
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