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Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.
“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”
The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.
"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"
"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.
"She's made of art and broken glass"
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”
a cat with SUPER COOL glasses
OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses
When you’re banging a chick from behind and you stick each one of your fingers in her butt, then reach out to paint her face and hit her with a beer bottle.
I did the glass tiger last night. She wasn’t a happy camper.