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To be goat faced is to have your mouth full of so much pudding that it bears resemblance to a goat.
Man, Bill had practically an entire bowl pudding in his choppers, I can't believe how goat faced he is.
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n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
Dude! Did you mean to do a milk the steel goat or did you accidently swerve into traffic?
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This word means Totally. Its a fun rhyme and is funny to say when your saying yes to something!
Megan: Hey wanna come over tonight?
Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.
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To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.
It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.
Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.
Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.
Dang he has a huge cock
Yes i heard he has tons of sex
The sticky residue around the chin area left behind after a man thrusts his penis back and forth between a woman’s breasts.
“My boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”
Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.
After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.
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