Horse girl

Horse girls are people who really like horses and aspire to be horses. So they act like horses.

She’s a horse girl. She eats hay and gallops loke a horse cause she want to be one .

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Work Horses

Extremely powerful well defined legs that extenuate athleticism and genetic prowess.

Tommy has some serious work horses, I bet he could squat an elephant seal.

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Horse Shlong

Horse shlong is when you shove a horse dick-shaped dildo up your asshole and push it all the way up till it bleeds and then you take it out and finger repeatedly until it’s a gaping hole and gets you constipated

Mad horny might Horse Shlong

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horse whisperer

one who whispers to horses or whorses, especially in an attempt to git frisky with the horse or whorse

Billy didn't have much luck with the sheep, so he became a horse whisperer

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police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

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horse feathers

A term used when someone needs a substitute for the word fuck frick or shit. A frustration reliever

ahh "horse feathers" I forgot to spoon with Josh & Sam last night

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Blue Horse

When somebody puts blue dye in their asshole and then takes a shit on another persons face.

"Hey man did you put that dye in your ass yet?" "Yeah just lay down so i can blue horse on your face."

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