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Where a person hit themselves in the balls lightly by accident, however the pain is great.
"Oh fuck I just happy tap'd myself"
When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would
Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy
The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...
Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night
(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.
I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.
A person who annoys the crap out of you and is very toxic.
That kid is a happy bott
Rick styler dancing ; dancing while only moving your legs and hips and keeping your arms straight on your side
Look at him doing the happy tapeworm
1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile
1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after