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The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
Massive pedo who touches his bald dog (ryley) very innapropriatly and ejacuates in ryleys eyes
“I just did a Lee hog” meaning I just committed unfathomable acts to a bald dog
It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.
"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."
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Country boy getting some sex from his girl
Duke forgot his laptop was on and Next the world saw him hanging hog with Betty.
When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.
Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”