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Cannabis, sweet sweet cannabis. There you are, searching for the right emoji to use for weed. A maple leaf? A cigarette? A mushroom? Too strong. Then you see it, a golden bowl of liquid sunshine. You know it's the one. A honeyPOT.
Did you bring any of that sweet honey?
Yeah, just picked some up at the dispensary last night.
Righteous, dude.
The most beautiful flower that you can ever see in your life. I love my Müge so much.
Müge(Honey), is so beautiful that i want to marry her(it).
Müge(Honey), smells like heaven.
Someone who is sweet, kind, caring and loving to others.
I love honey booster people.. They're the best people to keep around you.
The more money a guy has the more girls he’s gonna smash (which in this saying would be represented as honey).
Everyone knows that the more money more honey you gonna get.
When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??
Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.