im horny

When your friend is bored

"Im horny"
"Congrats"

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Im not Fat im Curvy

When Avril Doesnt think shes fat

Im not fat im curvy said Avril making a whale look skinny

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

im feeling lucky

is how you found this place

basically you type a word in google search and the first thing google finds is what you get

im feeling lucky: the word explains its self

im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

Im gonna brown

declaring out loud that you are going to violently shit yourself.

"ghh im gonna brown!"

"what"

"I'M SHITTSING?"