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a blonde stupid fuck that likes men in his room at night. Usually have either very little to no penis. Most of the time is gay.when they act gay they are gay. Usually their sisters are milfs and good fuckers. They take milk and cookies everyday.
Jacob pelky and jacob cain sleep together at night wile they give each other milk and cookies. Never use condoms.
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Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
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Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record
He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now
Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
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A very sexy smart guy who is good at everything at has 305 girlfriends. He is very cool as well and awesome and sexy and amazing and deserves the Nobel prize for sexiness
“OMG is that the Jacob Ramsay 🥵😱😱😱”
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an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself
Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual
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The most savage guy in the world. he gets all the bitches all the time. He fights like mike tyson knocks out anyone.he has a huge dick to
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cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"
jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"
krystal:"I'm sorry"
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