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Jason

Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.

ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot

by .chaz. October 27, 2019


Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.

Jason is kind

by Annaswhere January 22, 2023


Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.

Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.

by Jstaub1992 November 24, 2021


jason

a name for a sexy, hunky, and loving man. he is a great husband and should be your knight in shining armour.

"oh my god you're so hot.. is your name jason by any chance?"

by cosflames February 10, 2022


jason

a gay person who’s incredibly hot and boys always are in love with him even though he is so dumb that he has no idea what the concept of love is

“jason’s so hot

bruh he doesn’t even know 2x6”

by ultimategay234 June 16, 2021


Jason

The sexiest man alive. He loves everyone and is very friendly. He has a nice physique and has a HUGE PENIS.

Wow look at Jason.

by PROe2334 May 14, 2021


Jason

Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.

Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.

Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.

iris: omg, I thought I'll forever be lonely, thank God I have Jason!

by wobniar May 17, 2022