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(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.
Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon
Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon
Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.
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When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum
Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face
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The act of placing ones hand over an ejaculating penis forcing the ejaculate back in.
Damn, that bitch Jizz Jammed me last night!
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The term given when one appears to have sperm on the lower region of their face; the chin.
"Woah man, that chick had SERIOUS chin jizz!"
"I know man, that guy must of EXPLODED!"
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When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.
Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.
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The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!
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Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.
Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.
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