Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

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Slam Job

When on man gives another man a hand-job in a Denny’s parking lot in exchange for a Grand Slam®

Me and Tyler met up at Denny’s last night and I gave him a good old fashioned slam job

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Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

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Palm Job

The palm job is where a man fingers a womens' vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, (do it up & down FAST). This will make her cum in no time!!!!!

Girl: hey babe, i am really horny!! what is palm job that you were taking about?
Guy: ok babe let me give you the palm job!!

----------after 3---------------
Girl: that was great babe, i wanna do the palm job again!!!

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gob job

a blow job otherwise known as fellatio

she might be fugly, but she gives a decent gob job

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Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and balls).

Jessica your such a slut, you gave peter (japanese male) a jap job, your such a whore.

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sniff job

1. The action of sniffing one's balls or dick.

2. The action of sniffing one's vagina.

I gave Crystal a sniff job last night, it was smelly, man!

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