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A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.
Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.
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when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself
pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ
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When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.
Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!
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The best guy you will ever find. he always know what to say to make you feel better and make you smile when your sad or upset. He never makes you feel ugly or unloved he will always let you know how much you mean to him and make you feel special. Any girl would be lucky to find someone like him but that won't happen because he has already been found and claimed forever. i love him with all my heart and i hope he never forgets that.
That guy is so sweet and awesome his name must be Jordan Wayne Martin.
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The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.
I have the anti jordan poole effect
Is attractive, cute, sweet, nice, hilarious. Pretty much anything a girl could ask for! (: Would be amazing to employ and is just all round the best thing that is going around today.
Person1: Hey, what's your name?
Person2: Jordan van der Chys.
Person1: I love you. Forever!!!!!!!!!
When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.
Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?
Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
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