that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

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i’m just teasing you

A response after humorously confusing someone into believing a falsehood or a joke.

Alice: Belle you left you’re bras at my apartment. Belle: I did? I’ll go grab them. Alice: I’m just teasing you.

Belle: I can’t go on another date with Craig. He’s abusive. Alice: Give him another chance. Belle: I really freaking can’t. Alice: Relax. I’m just teasing you.

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We just want to dance

The main motivation for the girls' night out. The group of girls will get dressed up, go out to a club, and dance together. The group does not go out with any hope or expectation of meeting guys. Rather, the group goes out only to dance by themselves, and not meet any guys.

Also, this may be used as a justification for girls who go out and do not meet or dance with guys at the club.

This idea of a group of girls getting sexified to go out and "just dance," without meeting or dancing with any guys, is about as crazy as wanting to “just swim” in a river filled with piranhas.

Guy: Why don’t you girls go hit on some dudes?
Girls: We just want to dance!

Guy: You girls having a hard time meeting dudes?
Girls: It's a girls' night out, we just want to dance!

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don't just be about it, be about it

dont just say you will do something, actually take it upon yourself to complete the task at hand

person 1: im goin to talk to that girl one day and make her mine
person2: well, "don't just be about it, be about it"

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just plain fucking wrong

Wrong to the point where it is not even fuuny or interesting, simply ubelieveably wrong.

When Johnny hung himself, it was just plain fucking wrong

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Just chilling in Cedar Rapids

Its not Cedar Rapids its Hilary Clinton's "Just chilling in Cedar Rapids."

Barney:where are you Hilary
Hilary: I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: Where?

Hilary: Just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!
Hilary: Chilling in Cedar Rapids

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You Just Got Dicked With!

A cry of glory, usually cried out during a video game battle or backyard football game, proclaiming that the person (or persons) opposing the speaker were fucking owned.

Brandon: Dude, he just fucking no-scoped me.

Chase: You just got dicked with!

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