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starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)
dang you had qj , and i folded King James
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A King of Spades is a Black Man in the interracial swinging lifestyle.
The King of Spades leads the Queen of Spades, whom is white and her significant other is known as the Jack of Spades. Again who is white.
He's definitely a King of Spades with the white women.
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When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass and right when youre about to cum, you start hooting like a monkey and pounding on her back with no restraint...
He King Konged me so hard I shit myself.
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A vampire who doesn't take shit from any other vampires, and ultimately needs lots of vampire sex and human blood to be satisfied.
"Did you see the way that Vampire King killed the shit out of that guy; it was fucking insane."
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An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.
This is...the KoT...in th place to be...
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A female who wears the pants in the relationship, and hence, she is the ultimate king, as she is the one in control of the jizzing.
That guy is soft! His girlfriend is forsure the jizz king!
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The greatest book of all time. It follows the story of Tom "Chi-mo" Henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and blowjobs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist porn operation. Written by MTX singer/songwriter Frank Portman.
King Dork is the greatest book ever written.
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