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1: I wonder what she's doing.
2: she has her Green LED lights on, so she's probably stoned
(The) Red Light Renegade is a sexual move performed by the male in which he engages in vaginal intercourse while the female is on her period, he then proceeds to take all of her money leaving the premises once he has.
You: So how'd things go with Dianne last night?
Me: She was bleeding and I needed money for the bus ride home so I red light renegaded.
A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.
Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.
When you cum in a girls ass and she blows a bubble.
Bro 1: dude I just gave this girl I’ve been seeing a foggy tail light!
Bro 2: holy shit! Did it burst?
When someone gives you a bag of groceries and it feels like there's a few things missing because the bag feels a little light. So you go back to get the rest of the groceries. When someone hands you speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) after you paid money and the gram of speed feels a little light more like two thirds of a gram to three quarters of a gram. So you weigh it and demand the rest, and they give you more. Or if you're buying 5 dollars of cheddar cheese and it feels more like 3 or 4 dollars of cheddar cheese so you ask for more. When you're in college studying organic chemistry, mathematics, history, geology, and you forgot a book because the bookbag feels a little light. When you make money selling coffee and the stack of money they pay you feels a little light today. When you ask a friend for half the energy drink and they only give you a third and you say this feels a little light, so they pour more. It means it's not enough or something is missing.
Tony: You got the 40 of those 100mg Flodafinil pills.
Steve: Sure.
Tony: *Hands money.
Steve: *Hands Flodafinil pills.
Tony: This feels a little light! Are you jacking me?!
Steve: Hands over the 3 he was taking from Tony that he planned to do later.
Hey, does your friend have a girlfriend? No, he drinks Bud Light.
It's that sudden last minute overspeeding run that people often make to cross the traffic signal while it is still yellow. A common practice in India and has killed many, however, still remains a favorite street antic for many.
Girl: Dude, look yellow light still, hit the gas and let's cross it while it's yellow
Guy: Anything you say darling...time for a Yellow light run and here we go....
Girl and guy: oh nooooooo......
*CRASH*