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A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.
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When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
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Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.
- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
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the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..
When an Asian-American woman is approached by folks who assume that they were sex workers or girlfriends during the wars in The Philippines, Korea, Japan, and Korea they are placed in “The Yellow Fever Time Machine.” This phenomenon also occurs when Asian women are assumed to be sex workers from Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, and Malaysia.
Again, I was asked if I was the prostitute a man fell in love with during his tour of duty in Korea (or Japan, or Vietnam). Just because of my eye shape, men put me in their “Yellow Fever Time Machine.”
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when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine
girl your a washing machine all star
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when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole
those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!
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