Money Madness

A person who will engage in almost any activity, frivolous or substantial, legal or not, in the pursuit and obtainment of money.

Another slang term for the phrase "Money Hungry."

My friend Michael has a severe case of money madness. Every time you see him he's always talking about hatching some scheme to hustle a dollar. But as bad as he is his girlfriend Donna's case of money madness is almost terminal!

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Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

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Meatball Madness

A group of fat people.

Naw son, This parties whack. Its all Meatball Madness over here.

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as mad as a hatter

This goes back to the time when the people in the hat industry wound up with mercury poisoning due to the process of manufacturing the felt for hats.

He is as mad as a hatter,

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Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

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u mad

1.To ask if someone is feeling or showing anger or rage

2.To refer to someone as feeling or showing anger
to be incensed or enraged.

1.u mad ho u ova there tell em ducktales n u mad get life

2.u mad aint you huh?

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mad shitter

Someone whole likes to take a shit and not give the courtesy flush for the next toilet customer

"Ah hell...the Mad Shitter struck again!"

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