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A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.
"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"
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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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Total awesomeness in epic proportions, almost impossible to believe.
That machine that turns water into soda in the comfort of your own home is so Mary Zoo.
Holmes told a Mary Zoo story, it was better than phenomenal.
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A woman that likes to give brain in the front seat of the hummer while another man gives it to her up the "Chim Chimminey".
"Dude my friend and I totally pulled a Mary Poppins on that chick last night man!"
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Greatest girl to have ever inhabited the planet. Perfect in every way.
OMG, did you see Lyne-Marie today?? She was just so beautiful!!!
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When a person farts in the car, locks the doors and rolls up the windows to keep the smell trapped like a gas chamber for passangers.
"She was getting a ride to the store when her sister pulled a raunchy mary on her."
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