male swamp donkey

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.

Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!

for my male audience

a trend on tiktok

its basically just random things, like a piece of ice melting.
this is a pretty ok way to start off 2022's tiktok trends. i give it a solid 8.5/10. maybe im biased because im a guy myself.

for my male audience on urban dictionary.

white cis male

Someone who the hbtq-mafia made up to seem normal with their weird letter combinations.

Its the white cis male's fault.

Toxic Male Energy

The vibe exuded by middle aged (typically theatre) men who are blinded by their delusion driven thoughts that they are “better” than you. toxic male energy results in strong feelings of anger and is sometimes followed by a session of unnecessary mansplaining

The snooty little man you see around town and you’re like “oh yeah he’s got toxic male energy”

Low Value Male

Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.

Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.

male fail

An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.

Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!

Based Sigma Male

The phrase that describes me
Does not follow alphas (they dont even exist)
Gets all the women (in my dreams lmaooo)
Does exercise (1 pull up a week)

Person 1: Reverse racism and heterophobia is real!
Person 2: You, my friend, are a Based Sigma Male!