Total awesomeness in epic proportions, almost impossible to believe.
That machine that turns water into soda in the comfort of your own home is so Mary Zoo.
Holmes told a Mary Zoo story, it was better than phenomenal.
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A girl who is flirtatious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behaviour, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments. She flirts with boys but has no intention of hooking up with them. Often giving them the impression that she has interest, but this will usually lead into a trap, or essentially "tricking" the boy into developing feelings for the girl. And in turn the boy will be stunned when he is rejected. Girls who do this are typically English, and/or starved for attention. AVOID AT ALL COST!
Mate 1: "dude, she was all over me on the first date. but left at her front door..."
Mate 2: "that sux dude, that girls sounds like A Real Mary"
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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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A woman that likes to give brain in the front seat of the hummer while another man gives it to her up the "Chim Chimminey".
"Dude my friend and I totally pulled a Mary Poppins on that chick last night man!"
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Greatest girl to have ever inhabited the planet. Perfect in every way.
OMG, did you see Lyne-Marie today?? She was just so beautiful!!!
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A cool girl with big dreams. She is willing to put others first with everything. Good at dance, cheer, softball, basketball. Loves to be silly and funny. Fun to be around and hang with. Very flexible and fast. Every guy has a crush but never says.
She definitely is a Heather Marie.
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