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A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.
"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"
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Total awesomeness in epic proportions, almost impossible to believe.
That machine that turns water into soda in the comfort of your own home is so Mary Zoo.
Holmes told a Mary Zoo story, it was better than phenomenal.
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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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A woman that likes to give brain in the front seat of the hummer while another man gives it to her up the "Chim Chimminey".
"Dude my friend and I totally pulled a Mary Poppins on that chick last night man!"
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Greatest girl to have ever inhabited the planet. Perfect in every way.
OMG, did you see Lyne-Marie today?? She was just so beautiful!!!
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Is wild and silly, extremely ADHD. She loves tortellini and soft Victoria's secret panties she calls "Vagina Rubbers" Her lips are like Angelina Jolie, her smile lights up the room and her ass is like BAM!.
Man: "did you see Khrysta Marie today, those dsl's are amazing!"
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