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Matthews are charismatic enough to ruin your life. You meet them thinking that they are charming and sincere, but they will always find a way to disappoint on a massive scale that makes you really sad until you get riled up with your friends who coincidentally have all been wronged by a Matthew. Matthews suck; they're the absolute worst. They tell you they love you in the most poetic way and make you fall head over heels because they are very lovable, but it also absolutely kills you when they do something super shitty to ruin you and your image of them. They're loyal but only to a select few, but they consider most people disposable and use them until they have no purpose to them. They'll sleep with you then tell you they love their ex. They're powerful because they're the best liars and gain full control of you and your emotions before fucking up your shit completely. They like to think they're hot shots and they're cocky as shit, and they're smart and all, but the fact that they're assholes makes that not matter in the long run, to you at least, life still tends to treat Matthews just fine despite the fact that they deserve the worst. Like to get left at the alter; they deserve that. But chances are, they will still lead happy and successful lives because life treats you well when you're a Matthew, just not if you interact with one. Stay away if you meet a Matthew.
In this world, you're either a Matthew or you're screwed over by one.
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A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.
Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey
Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.
Man, I wish we were like Matthew and Halia.
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The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.
He looks like a Matthew Sanchez
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A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well
Matthew I is a strange gentleman
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the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...
hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell
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