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Matthew

Matthew is a type of man with an extraordinarily large dick. Girls admire his confidence and adore his sex. He is sure to make you happy ;)

Girl 1 - Matthew is so hot!!
Girl 2 - I know!!!!

by Drsueus’ mom January 8, 2019

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Matthew

He is a boy who always laughs and talks a lot. He is very loud when he wants to be and sticks his hand out and says β€œBoi”. He always say β€œyou gay” or β€œyou’re autistic”. He can be smart but acts like a retard. You’ll be friends with him and realize he is a little annoying. Matthew is funny and cool to be around. Other than that he will go home at the end of the day and watch any YouTube video he can find.

That guy is such a matthew

by BoiisBoiisBoiisBoiFortnite February 13, 2019

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Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

by Period pain March 9, 2019

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Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.

A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!

by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019

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Matthew

Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.

Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.

by Kaylee06 October 25, 2019

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Matthew

Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.

Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player

by user372947291 October 26, 2019

1πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


matthew adam delevie

a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober

OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :

by KJR<3 March 17, 2007

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