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When these two names are combined, the Most Amazing thing will happen! There will be love at First Sight! There will be a bond formed that will be indestructible. Once they are connected, No one will ever be able to separate them. The Love created will be second to none! There will be a constant need for an explanation of experiences that will never be defined! There will be a bond of caring for each other that will come as natural as the sun setting. There will be a level of intimacy that will not be able to be measured. When you add these names together, it will be described as two puzzle pieces connecting as a perfect fit. Their bodies will connect as one as if they were made for each other. It will create an unbreakable bond! If you dare to EVER separate them, it will be like the most powerful magnet know to mankind and immediately return to each other. No matter what, they will always find their way back together!! When these two names are connected and you are an outsider looking in, then you will be a witness to the most amazing thing ever experienced in your life. It will make you question your life and wonder if you could ever experience such love . You will have a front row seat to the most defined “True Love” you have ever seen. You will be so jealous of what they have, that you will be questioning your own life for eternity.
Once these two names are connected, the whole world will stop and take notice to the most breathtaking relationship ever created!!!!
Mike and Julia together are the definition of True Love.
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When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after
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Coolest dude you’ll ever meet and the greatest friend anyone could ask for. Professional karaoke singer who loves to plays darts and horse shoe. Count yourself lucky if you encounter a Mike Smith. Not to be confused with Mike Smith.
Mike Smith killed a shark with a tiger tooth .
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The most finished man of all time.
Mickey mike with another stinker.
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A very attractive musical artist who is very good at what he does and very sweet. Find yourself a Saucy Mike
“ooooh did you see that ?? he must a be a saucy mike.”
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1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
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Mike canary is the brother of a kingpin hiding away up in his lair on the hill. Known for his zesty remarks and dog poo inside, He is also well known for the classic “do the roar” line in ‘Shrek Forever After’ (2010)
Mike Canary and his cronies are a scary sight
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