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huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious
Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants
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When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after
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Coolest dude you’ll ever meet and the greatest friend anyone could ask for. Professional karaoke singer who loves to plays darts and horse shoe. Count yourself lucky if you encounter a Mike Smith. Not to be confused with Mike Smith.
Mike Smith killed a shark with a tiger tooth .
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The most finished man of all time.
Mickey mike with another stinker.
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A very attractive musical artist who is very good at what he does and very sweet. Find yourself a Saucy Mike
“ooooh did you see that ?? he must a be a saucy mike.”
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1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
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Mike canary is the brother of a kingpin hiding away up in his lair on the hill. Known for his zesty remarks and dog poo inside, He is also well known for the classic “do the roar” line in ‘Shrek Forever After’ (2010)
Mike Canary and his cronies are a scary sight
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