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the worst insult in all of history
Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy
Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)
sorry, no cuss rule for me ;-;
anyways if u search this then u r awesome
I'm in the cabinet, I am complicited, watching and grabbing the power and kissing it, Washington isnt gon listen to disciplined dissidents this kid it out! OH! this immigrant isnt somebody we chose... oh! this immigrants keeping us all on our toes.... oh! lets show these federalists what they're up against... oh! SOUTHERN MOTHER F-------- DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!
Your reaction when shit is about to go down or hit the fan
When shit is about to go down
Sweet mother of shit
You just really fuck all day and night also you say I'm sick to skip school and fuck even more than god like what the fuck bro you just hit it in that bed you make more than that one time I went to a strip club, and she made something, so you go bro like fuck the others you are great not in a gay way you should go to Japan for women they hit like crazy and the strip clubs here are great for picking something up for the day like yeah fuck yeah.
You're a DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER
Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________
Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......
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A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
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When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
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