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Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
Term relating to rednecks
Rednecks express their disbelief with this
*she's more kinky than you thought*
"wot n tarnation"
When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.
I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.
A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.
Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.
Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother