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When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.
Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.
He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...
You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight
Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later
What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap
Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch