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I'm kilometres ahead

The European/rest of the world version for the famous "miles ahead of you".

Miles = US
Kilometres = Europe and Rest of the World

Gamer A: I'm kilometres ahead of you, there's no chance you'll catch up now.

Gamer B: We'll see about it in a second.

by Anon12576343 April 7, 2011

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i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

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I'm on a Seafood Diet

If you see food and eat it, you are on a seafood diet.

" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"

by Emberlaker47 March 20, 2017

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i'm so poor

A phrase that Jeff says in a whiny tone expressing his poverty

Aaron: Get this new gadget!
Jeff: But I'm so poooooooooorrrrrrrrr!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 6, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm tell

when you agree with the person talking. to understand where a person is coming from

It is hot as hell out here, "i'm tell".

by JaMekia G April 10, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm On Your Roof

A sexual term used for prank calling an individual, Saying you are on top of them or Telling someone your on there roof as a prank call trying to make them look up on their roof. Phrase first created by a famous gamer known as Crackbone.

Individual:Hello?

Pranker:Hey I've been wanted to talk to you about something.

Individual:What?

Pranker: I'm on your roof.

Individual:Your on my roof?

Pranker: yeah half of the male population could have said that at one time or another.

Individual: What the f*#k?

by Mr.OrangeGlow December 11, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.

"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"

by fruitermelon May 7, 2010

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