Panda (cat name)

The cutest little fur ball he/she will be so affectionate. They will love you with all their heart. Usually there is always one hooman in the house that their most attached to. Most of the time they will be hungry and will come and wake you up early in the morning for food

If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.

Panda (cat name) is the most lovable little cat

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My name a Jeff

dead meme.

Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*

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Non Binary names

Usually consists of noun names or 3 letter names (I'm on the non binary spectrum i'm probably allowed to say that and if you identify as enby and use names that aren't nouns or 3 letters you're still valid )

K: You want your name to be..spoon?
S: Yes. You're name is Kai. It's no different, we both have really non binary names
K: Yeah you're right, wanna go listen to mother mother?

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Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.

Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

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Sherlock is actually a girl’s name

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend

“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

My name is Yoshikage Kira

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself

Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My Pet Named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet in Google Feud.

My Pet Named Steve hates me.