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China-man's beard

Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag

Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack

by Glasshoppah April 4, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Third leg beard

The patch of hair between a man's legs.

After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.

by Ocean Reefer July 27, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 3, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bearded Fish Taco

Rowan Alexander.

Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!

by ljihfdsgluhdfg August 20, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


break up beard

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

by SRVciple November 8, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 12, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž