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Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag
Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack
When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.
Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.
The patch of hair between a man's legs.
After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.
When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.
Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!
Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!
the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped
Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.
I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!