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To use one's bum to assert your position in bed. A back to back Fight, a struggle for an optimum sleeping position.
You and your wife are sharing a bed, bum to bum.. she has more than you. A Bum Tussle insues! You win!! HOrrrayy, you are the Bum Tussle Champion. Enjoy the extra space in bed and a full nights rest, looks like your wife will wake up cranky, sucks to be her.
A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.
Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…
The end product of a whino or junky, when they gotta do numer two. This act usually takes place in public places 125 & Lex subway station, or the bushes in Prospect Park. Usually sprays out like gunnite except the nozzle is the anal orifice. Usually applied up against the wall or tree. Mushy consistency. No warning signs of used toilet paper in surrounding area..
JOE: Hey, check it out, the druggie is even in style with those droopy-drawers.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.
When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit
Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
Communal water tainted by anal sex
My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.
When your are hitting it from the back and your balls are slapping her/his ass.
@c_sn_mouw
@nathan_is_a_ bum
You better watch your mouth before I start bum drumming your ass.
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